An ear on a mouse?
Why not an ear on a tea cup?
A ferris wheel on a fire engine
A pimple on a pumpkin
A hinge would look good on that crowbar
A feather boa on a dolphin
An eyeball blinking on the back of your hand
Give us instead an iceberg in a bee hive
A lion in a lobster pot
Chickens laying roulette chips
A boat in pieces on the rocks
A man in an abattoir mooing for mercy
A child wrapped in razor wire
The truth in a colander
A mouse on an ear.